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Ruth wants a TATT

There comes a time when I just have to put my foot DOWN. My MIL Ruth (dementia) is BEGGING me to get her a totally fab tattoo JUST LIKE the one she saw on “a guy at my place”. First I question the authenticity of this claim.. due to the small fact, that Ruth lives at Happy Daze Assisted Living. On the dementia floor. To the best of my knowledge (and I could be wrong cuz I haven’t inspected the nether regions of any dudes)  Walter, Gart, Roger and Irv are NOT sporting ANYTHING that even comes close to a  BRIGHTLY COLORED UNICORN WITH FAIRY DUST GUSHING FROM HIS REAR and the words FRANKIE. ALWAYS IN MY HEART wrapped around a rather BUXOM looking redheads..well, her boobage. Too much MTV granny.

Posted in Uncategorized 12 years, 9 months ago at 4:49 pm.


6 Replies

  1. Give her credit, that would be totally awesome though. Can they even tattoo wrinkly skin?

  2. Adrienne Sep 18th 2009

    OMG! Venti! I thought that SAME thing. LOL. Might not end up looking like a unicorn..but I’m sure they wouldn’t deny her.

  3. HAHAHA! Oh, my sides…..


    Ha. Okay, I think I’m done now.


  4. Adrienne Sep 19th 2009

    So Jennifer.. am I bad that I didn’t LET her? What next.. a navel ring?

  5. Oh you should have let her! See now she doesn’t have to worry about the saggy tattoo or wrinkling like our mothers always warned us about when we were young! LMAO

  6. Adrienne Sep 19th 2009 do have a point. Yet..I can just see her waking up the next morning screaming, “Help! Look what they’ve DONE to me. Take it OFF.”