TITT for a TATT
There comes a time when I just have to put my foot DOWN. My MIL Ruth (dementia) is BEGGING me to get her a totally fab tattoo JUST LIKE the one she saw on “a guy at my place”. First I question the authenticity of this claim.. due to the small fact, that Ruth lives at Happy Daze Assisted Living. On the dementia floor. To the best of my knowledge (and I could be wrong cuz I haven’t inspected the nether regions of any dudes) Walter, Gart, Roger and Irv are NOT sporting ANYTHING that even comes close to a BRIGHTLY COLORED UNICORN WITH FAIRY DUST GUSHING FROM HIS REAR and the words FRANKIE. ALWAYS IN MY HEART wrapped around a rather BUXOM looking redheads..well, her boobage. Too much MTV granny.
Give her credit, that would be totally awesome though. Can they even tattoo wrinkly skin?
OMG! Venti! I thought that SAME thing. LOL. Might not end up looking like a unicorn..but I’m sure they wouldn’t deny her.
HAHAHA! Oh, my sides…..
*tear*
Ha. Okay, I think I’m done now.
Hilarious.
So Jennifer.. am I bad that I didn’t LET her? What next.. a navel ring?
Oh you should have let her! See now she doesn’t have to worry about the saggy tattoo or wrinkling like our mothers always warned us about when we were young! LMAO
Karie..you do have a point. Yet..I can just see her waking up the next morning screaming, “Help! Look what they’ve DONE to me. Take it OFF.”