Picture of the DAY: I feel pretty.. with my lips my DIL drew on my face

OK Ru.. you look great. Let’s go. Oh.. oops. I almost missed the l-i-t-t-l-e speck of something on your teeth. Hold on one sec— now smile big while I shove some of these abrasive brown industrial strength PAPER TOWLES in your mouth and scrub off all signs of residual tooth enamel.

This was NOT my fault. She OPENED her mouth and SMILED when I was coating her lips in MAC Mother Plucker Red. GA. As if I didn’t have a hard enough time staying within the lines with her mouth SHUT. Seriously, the biggest obstacle is trying to figure out which LINES I was supposed to stay inside of. I was going for the puffy, just shy of bloodied lip against pasty white skin look, that’s so big right now. Kind of something that screams HELP ME I need some ATTENTION. MALE attention. NOT to be confused with ATTENTION that’s MEDICAL in nature.. which clearly, is what you’re viewing here.